Tuesday, May 24, 2011

I have a theory on environmentalists


Ecomentalists are hypocrites and I’ll tell you why. My problem with ecomentalists is with their so called ‘green’ movement and their attack on the car which is on some serious steroids. I wonder why they are attacking the automobile so much. I think it could be because the car can’t fight back. If they really had the guts they should go for the big boys, the industrialists.

The amount of pollution caused by a single factory in a day cannot be ignored. These factories produce everything from canned food to appliances to clothes and the lot. To start with there are close to 333,600 factories in the US alone. The pollution levels in each process of manufacturing cannot be overlooked. Also, waste materials resulting from a production process are huge.

Now imagine how many of these factories there are in the world. Of course the green party would say that they have brought about the implementation of the Kyoto Protocol. But to be honest there are a million ‘flexible mechanisms’, which allow industrialists to find enough loopholes in the protocol to get away with damn nearly everything. Let’s not forget that an economy is run by industrialists who contribute to the GDP of a nation. The ecomentalists do not make money for a nation and its people full stop. As a result the most powerful people in a capitalist nation are industrialists. So you tell me who spines the wheel. The fact is, environmentalists do not have the power to do anything about it.

But even that does not put me off. No! What puts me off is that environmentalists are weak and do not have the full fledged determination to go ‘green’ in every sense of the word. Since the eco morons do not know, or to be more precise, choose to ignore the core philosophy of their movement, let me put it down for them. To go ‘green’ is to reduce all sorts of pollution. People are supposed to lead by example, therefore environmentalists should follow what they preach.

So, let’s start with what they are supposed to do.
1. Stop consuming manufactured goods. Because, producing them results in pollution and wastage.
2. Sew their own clothes because that stuff too is created via a manufacturing process that consumes power and results in waste materials.
3. Do not use electricity (and that includes electric vehicles and hybrids) because dams damage the ecology of a river. And a large supply of electricity comes from diesel power plants!!

In essence what I mean to say is, until ecomentalists do all of the above, live in a cave and eat leaves for supper I will have no respect for them. I do support their cause, but in a different way. Because their way is just stupid.

I hope I’ve been able to put my message across very clearly. And I sincerely hope environmentalists will lead by example. Boy would it be fun to watch those imbeciles living in caves and fighting a cause. Let’s see how many true blooded environmentalists there really are, and more importantly let’s see how many people support their cause and follow them.

I end with the same line I began with, ecomentalists are hypocrites.

Monday, May 23, 2011

Car Designs - Car makers need to tell the design guys to layoff the photocopier a bit


There was a time in car designing when originality was something that manufacturers dared to venture onto, a virtue that seems to have been long lost or forgotten.

The trouble is car designs much like fashion is bound to change. The obsession of an age or an era influences car design. Another factor which could have something to do is that the human brain is running out of design ideas (probably a reason why retro is considered a new design option, not that I ‘am complaining). Also, health and safety norms in the developed parts of the world (where most of the designing happens) prevent some of our most loved design elements to be produced anymore. Pop up headlamps, a design marvel, is not allowed anymore because of safety norms!!


Whatever the reason maybe, it’s no excuse for manufacturers no stick around with the current design of euro boxes which cosset occupants from the world and transport them in a separate universe. That as an aspect of motoring is fine but it does not have to come at the cost of boring and redundant car designs.


In the US of A during the 1950s the jet age influenced car designs with sprout wings, turbines, after-burner taillights and the lot. However, it failed to influence European car designs and thank God for that. The Europeans preferred more elegant designs like that of Bristols and the Jaguars and Mr Bond’s Aston Martin DB5 in England. In Italy the Ferrari 250 GTB SWB was on the scene in the 60s, and my God was it beautiful, every time you look at one you are transferred onto an era where the roads were empty and the silence broken by chirping of birds and the rustling of leaves, when, from the distance the V12 bellow of a 250 GTB driving by would make your hair stand on end. In Germany, the Merc 300 Gullwing and BMW 507 were the gossip. Of course, this is only a small collection of the design greats of the time.


One cannot forget the British sports car and its impact on car design. That long swooping bonnet followed by a miniature passenger compartment and tiny boot, which meant that the driver sat on the rear wheel arch that probably is the best place to be seen behind a wheel.


The 60s was the era of muscle cars and the likes of the Jaguar E-type, Porsche 911, Lamborghini Muira, Ferrari 275, Aston Martin DB5, Ford GT40 and countless other designs that are still revered today, the designs then were synonymous to speed and beauty.


The 70s was a decade that belonged to the wedge, a shape in which the front of the car is lower than the boot of the car. Cars like the BMW M1, Lamborghini Countach, and the Lotus Esprit wore the look at the time. The wedge was carried on in car design till the 90s. But overtime the designs became more purposeful and less beautiful.


From the mid 90s cars started taking more curvy shapes as opposed to the sharp lines of the wedge design. This became possible with the development of technology, and ever since the curves have been around. Today cars are becoming more about being gadgets and less about passion. The art of striking the perfect balance between ergonomics and aesthetics is a difficult one. Few cars have hit the perfect spot and the bulk has either been too irrelevant to be noticed or has caused aesthetic damage to the environs.


The end of the wedge design came with the beginning of the fluid design which is the current trend in car designs. I personally do not like this design concept. It’s too swoopy all around. I’ll tell you what a car with this design looks like. It’s as if someone put a block of jelly in a plastic bag and placed it on a table, then held it from the back and pulled. The plastic bag tightens on the jelly and forms lines here and there, these lines due to the physics of the situation flow backwards. That’s fluid design for you, it’s just a block of metal with some lines flowing backwards on it. Apparently it cushions pedestrians in the event of a crash, but people are not supposed to be in front of moving cars anyway. 
 Also, fluid design is supposed to be more aerodynamic, yeah right. I mean look at the Hyundai Accent and the new Hyundai Verna (which is actually the new Accent), the Accent is much sleeker and has cleaner lines the Verna is just a modern euro box. And to be honest the new Verna and Fiesta look exactly the same. It’s just disappointing, there was a time when every car looked different and that time was not too long ago. In fact today when you look at car designs, from the outside they are almost all the same. I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again, let cars look like cars and not like stupid fishes.


Clearly, designers have understood this. But instead of heading for newer design cues, they have gone for the easiest theme, retro. The Ford Mustang for example has gone retro while brand new cars like the Mercedes Benz SLS have been created to replicate a design of the past. And it hasn’t stopped there The Lancia Stratos has been brought back from the dead. And the Jaguar E type is to come back to life. This is all great and is not a bad thing at all, it’s just that side by side designers and car makers should go for fresh and appealing designs.


Ofcourse some car makers have come up with brilliant designs. Maserati has done that with their entire range of cars. The new Merc E Class looks nice, the BMWs are looking better too these days.


The second kind of car maker is like Audi and Porsche who haven’t bothered to change their styling. The only difference is that Audis look okay while Porsches are lesser so.


Then there are the likes of Lamborghini who always makes great looking cars. And they said their new car, the Aventador was going to look like something else, and all they gave us was a restyled Reventon. That is not a bad thing except it isn’t something else, its something they already had made earlier. Actually, to be honest the Reventon looked better. Come on Lambo you can do better and we know it.


If engineers can come up with all sorts of magical technology in cars to make them safer, faster, cleaner and more efficient. Surely, the design departments can put their heads to better use rather than playing follow the leader and copying industry trends. But for now let’s just hope that the crappy fluid design concept does not catch on. After all we don't want our cars to look like the Porsche model line up, we won't be able to tell which one is which.



 

Sunday, May 22, 2011

If money could buy

Alfa Romeo 6C 1750 GS Spyder
Aston Martin DB5
Audi Quattro Sport
Lancia Delta Integrale
BMW M3 E30
BMW M5 E28


Dodge Charger
Lancia Stratos
Lancia O37
Lamborghini Diablo SV
Lamborghini Countach 
Lamborghini Gallardo Valentino Balboni
Lamborghini Reventon Roadster
Ferrari 250 GTO SWB


Ferrari F40


Ferrari 355
Ferrari 512 Testarossa 
Ford Escort Sierra Cosworth
Jaguar E Type
Mercedes Benz SL
McLaren F1
Mercedes-Benz SSK
Porsche Carrera GT
Shelby Cobra 427
Blower Bentley

1967 Ford Mustang Shelby GT500 fastback


Saturday, May 21, 2011

If I had the money

Maruti Suzuki Gypsy - It takes you straight back to the primitive, raw & pure feeling of man and machine. This rally crazed machine is not to be taken lightly. Its light weight and relatively small dimensions means it can outperform & and shame most modern day SUVs at offroading. 

Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution X FQ 400 - Get one of these and you can put almost any supercar on the streets to shame, while having a lot of fun .

Maserati Quattroporte GT S - The best looking four door sedan in the world. It also happens to have one of the best soundtracks.

Jaguar XJ - The best allround executive sedan with a great petrol engine and lots of charm.

Land Rover Range Rover - The most luxuriously capable off road vehicle in the world.

BMW Z4 - The perfect looking roadster.

BMW M3 - The yardstick for every performance sedan.


Holden Monaro VXR8 Bathurst S - An insane amount of fun.

Jeep Wrangler - The picture says it all.

Rolls Royce Phantom Coupe - Drive one and feel like a prince.

Volkswagen Golf R - A hotter version of the evergreen hot hatch.

 Bentley Brooklands - A luxury yacht with atomic power. Its also charmingly luxurious inside.

Alfa Romeo Brera - Just look at it.

Dodge Challenger - The way it looks and sounds.

Mercedes Benz E 63 AMG - The best looking E Class with a fantastic engine. A great muscle car.

Hindustan Motors Ambassador Grand - Only people with an acquired taste buy it. Great car, with enough potential to get better as a luxury product.

Ford GT 40 - The supercar for the working class man with a credible history proves its point again.


Mazda RX 8 - For its rotary engine.

Lancia Stratos - 3 time WRC champion is back, its still a looker and goes like hell.

Nissan GTR - It has special wheel rims to stop the tyres coming off while going sideways.

Bugatti Veyron Super Sport World Record Edition - The fastest production car in the world is also naturally the ultimate hypercar.
Koenigsegg's Agera R - One of the most exciting hypercars, wonderfully mechanical too.

Pagani Zonda R - The most hardcore supercar.


Vanwall GPR V12 - Because its a 1950s V12 F1 car that is completely road legal.
Aston Martin V12 Vantage - For the way it looks, sounds and for those vents on the bonnet.